I sure didn’t, when I came across it at the beginning of certain audio files, including the one at Hyperspace.

Alex Newborn, January 16th, 2006 Front Maintenance BayĮveryone will recognize this familiar Star Tours quote:Ĭ-3PO: Hello, I am See-Threepio, and this is my counterpart, Artoo-Detoo.Ĭ-3PO: Welcome to the Star Tours Tomorrowland Spaceport! But I think you’ll agree this is a vast improvement over anything else out there. Of course, it’s still a work in progress, so feel free to point out any lingering mistakes. I’ve also created new ’emotion-sound’ descriptive entries for Artoo, replacing the old notations which simply said repeatedly ‘R2-D2: warbles’… although I kept the ‘warbles’ for G2-4T’s Computer Supervisor, since no word described his noises better. The Ewokese announcements in particular are spelled as correctly as possible, but in places they are just phonetic ‘best guesses’. Anything seen in below is still subject to interpretation. I have also toiled to correct misspellings and punctuational inconsistencies. The list goes on.įor this version, I have gone through the old text files that were hosted here and exhaustively compared them to both audio and video samples to ensure their accuracy.

For example, for many years G2-9T’s “fifth-degree labor droid” has been misheard as “fixit-bee labor droid”, and “your bipedal locomotion units” (his robotic term for legs) has been misheard as “you might peddle up your motion units”. Then there were the telltale ‘mondegreens’, where the transcriber misunderstood the spoken word and substituted similar-sounding nonsense. Unfortunately it’s been mirrored several times, and I’ve been battling it for years now. The very oldest online transcripts once referred to G2-9T and G2-4T as the similar-when-spoken G2-19 and G2-14, proving they were written after-the-fact by someone working solely from audio sources… considering their proper names are written on the sides of their heads. Call it a case of ‘Reverse Imagineering’, heh heh heh.īut we ought to still call it a Star Tours Script just so it will show up on the same search engines as all the other previous transcripts which pass themselves off as scripts. This is a transcript, meaning it’s been copied down while listening to the finished product. This isn’t what the actors had in front of them when the audio was recorded. First of all, it’s not technically a script.

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